Three Hells, two Bastards, three Damns and a Crap!

Hasbro / Dark Avengers / Uncanny X-Men: Exodus #1
April 2010

Note: The indicia indicates an April 2010 date but this wasn’t released until June 2010. Other comics with an April 2010 publication date were actually released in February 2010, so take your pick about what date to assign this collectible. The cover is marked, “Not for Resale” as seen in this larger version.

Released as part of a Marvel Universe Comic Pack by Hasbro in the summer of 2010, this comic comes with two figures, Dark Spider-Man (Venom) and Dark Wolverine (Daken) from the Dark Avengers. The series started out as a Secret Wars line with two figures and a reprinted Secret Wars comic per pack, but has since changed themes to a Marvel’s Greatest Battles line. Depending on how you reckon the series, it’s either the first release from Wave 5, or it’s the first release from Wave 1 of Series 2 if you prefer to group four waves from the Secret Wars line into Series 1 and the Greatest Battles line into Series 2.

The package clearly indicates that the comic sealed up inside the plastic is Dark Avengers #1 in the upper right, and from what can be seen from the outside of the package, it appears to contain a copy of Dark Avengers #1 with the very familiar regular Mike Deodato, Jr. cover. However, in what might be the finest example of Batesian mimicry in the Comicus Bookus taxonomic classification, the actual comic is NOT Dark Avengers #1!!!

"INCLUDES DARK AVENGERS #1" - Inset from the upper right portion of the card

Instead, the book is a partially reprinted and sanitized version of Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Exodus #1. In the original version, Northstar appeared as a regular member of the X-Men and Madison Jeffries appeared as a regular member of the X-Men Science Team during a battle with Dark Beast at the conclusion of the Utopia storyline.

Panel taken from the original, featuring Northstar. Jeffries can be seen running in the lower right.

Seven pages of story and a few choice words have been removed. Since it’s targeted for kids aged 4 and up, the kid-inappropriate two page opening bedroom scene by the Dodsons with Scott and Emma has been removed. A four page sequence, also by the Dodsons, featuring Emma’s psychic take-down of The Sentry has also been removed, not because it contains any racy material, but just to save space. In the original, that sequence was an abrupt change in art style bookended by Deodato’s pages, and in the reprint, it actually flows just fine (better?) while being a logical choice for omission. Another page in the final battle sequence is removed so as to correct facing pages, also without much impact on the flow of the story. The two pages where Northstar and Jeffries appear are reprinted whole.

Another panel taken from the original, showing the infamous "coiled tentacles" scene with Jeffries in the foreground and Northstar's legs in the lower right

Note: an additional 17 non-story pages were removed, including several advertisement pages, the introductory page, the concluding page with the credits, and a seven page preview of X-Necrosha #1. The last page, inside back cover and back cover were replaced with new advertisement pages.

The sanitized text is not surprising, removing three Hells, two Bastards, three Damns and a Crap. Here is a detailed list of the changes:

Marvel: –th’ Hell?
Hasbro: –th’ %&!#

Marvel: Where the hell did–
Hasbro: Where the %#!@ did–

Marvel: I’m right here, you murderous bastard.
Hasbro: I’m right here, you monster.

LEFT: original filth. RIGHT: what Hasbro thinks 4 year olds should read instead

Marvel: You might not have wanted a war but you damn well got one–
Hasbro: You might not have wanted a war but you got one–

Marvel: I borrowed power from Mistress Hela herself to make sure you stay the hell down.
Hasbro: I borrowed power from Mistress Hela herself to make sure you stay down.

Marvel: Stop smiling, damn you!
Hasbro: Stop smiling!

Marvel: Damn you Summers–
Hasbro: You lose, Summers–

LEFT: unacceptable text. RIGHT: appropriate for ages 4-7

Marvel: So kill the bastards, I don’t care.
Hasbro: So kill them all, I don’t care.

Marvel: You actually believe the crap you’re shoveling?
Hasbro: You actually believe the stuff you’re saying?

Some of the sanitized versions aren’t so well thought out, notably the one illustrated above where “Hell” is replaced by a string of symbols, which could imply even more badder curse words in its place. Also, it’s not exactly clear how “So kill them all, I don’t care” is appropriate in any way for a four year old. In any case, after the notoriety this site gained from posting very unsanitized text, it feels good for Alpha Flight Collector to wash its mouth out for a change.

Aurora removes her bra!

Dark X-Men: The Beginning #3
Oct 2009

Though not enumerated as a chapter in Utopia, a crossover between the Dark Avengers and Uncanny X-Men set in the Dark Reign storyline, this issue takes place at an unspecified time before the events of Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Utopia #1 and has the Utopia logo on the front.  In the last of 9 attempts to recruit mutants into the Dark X-Men, Norman Osborn finally fails.  Aurora appears in the third story of three in an extensive appearance across 11 pages, including a new costume!  Northstar also appears in flashback in one panel.

By the time this issue was released, we already knew that Aurora wouldn’t be joining the Dark X-Men, as the full roster had already been shown.  She had been seen previously to this in Uncanny X-Men #508 as a civilian, running operations at her brother’s sports business.  Here, she’s shown in psychoanalysis with an unnamed doctor (possibly Bosson from Alpha Flight #7?) who Osborn bribes with a bag of cash into convincing Jeanne-Marie to wear a thalamizer, a device that has unexpected consequences.  After briefly reminiscing to an unspecified time when she and her brother fought an evil forked mechanical tentacle of some sort (ah, the memories…), she puts on the thalamizer. This causes her to drop out of her Jeanne-Marie personality and revert to her Aurora persona.

Fond memories of the good old days.

After introducing himself and blathering on for a bit about yet another diabolical scheme related to how the thalamizer works, Osborn presents a new costume: a red and white version of Aurora’s classic black and white starburst costume.  In a truly comic moment, she instantly changes into her costume and rushes outside, leaving a pink bra on Osborn’s head.  This type of humor could only work in a panel-by-panel comic format and Simon Spurrier should be commended for it!

Outside, Jeanne-Marie has already pilfered through Osborn’s files, found the bag of cash and a gun, and has sent the unscrupulous doctor through the windshield of his own car.  It doesn’t get any better than this.

Thinking he has her hooked on the thalamizer’s ability to retain Aurora’s persona, Osborn invites her to enjoy drinks on the H.A.M.M.E.R. helicarrier where she somehow is able to stop him from expostulating on his maniacal plans for a record four panels.  When she declines his offer to join, he quickly starts in again by pressing some button and starting in on what the button does by manipulating, oh, blah blah blah, can it already, Norm.  The button unleashes a series of ever-increasingly reckless personalities in rapid-fire sequence, one of which pops him on the nose.

Another personality takes down three guards with a single sweeping kick, and yet a few more take down more guards.  A seventh personality is finally stopped by Osborn, who pulls a gun on her.  Facing the mortal terror of this moment by developing an eighth personality, she then punches the butt of the gun pointed at her head, causing it to fire off-mark and then rips off the thalamizer.  Forcing it on Osborn’s head, he becomes unintelligible, thankfully, and she walks out on him dressed in her original Jeanne-Marie business attire, disheveled and assuredly braless.

Her dissociative identity disorder has been an ongoing and central theme with Aurora’s character over the years.  It is a horribly misunderstood and controversial psychiatric disorder.  Commonly referred to in popular culture as “split personality” or even worse, the incorrect but even more popular term, “schizophrenia”, her disorder was generally cured in X-Men Annual #1 (2007) when her and her brother’s minds healed themselves.  In her single panel cameo in Uncanny X-Men #508, she exhibited no signs of the disorder as she celebrated with her brother among a crowd of drinking revelers.  The thalamizer either undid that cure or gave Aurora the ability to switch among a library of personas at will.

The type of voluntary personality shifts and unstable behavior exhibited in this issue cannot possibly be taken as a serious manifestation of her disorder; rather it’s just Spurrier having some fun with a great character who plausibly takes down the most powerful villain on Earth.  Usually, mental health conditions aren’t subjects for casual humor (and beware! You will be called out on this blog, insensitive writers!) but in this case you have to make an exception on the side of comic relief.  The three-issue series up to this point had been filled with a seemingly unending stream of threats, blackmail, deceit, secrecy, hidden agendas and other wonderfully dark and depressing themes, but in this story, we get a doozy of an appearance from an original Alphan that really lightens things up.

A new personal best. Let’s hear it for Mailman Mike!

Dark X-Men: The Beginning #2
Sep 2009

Though not enumerated as a chapter in Utopia, a crossover between the Dark Avengers and Uncanny X-Men set in the Dark Reign storyline, this issue takes place before the events of Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Utopia #1 and has the Utopia logo on the front. Norman Osborn recruits, or attempts to recruit, members of a mutant counterpart team to the Dark Avengers, the Dark X-Men. In the second of three short features, Weapon Omega is recruited and Alpha Flight makes a quick cameo.

Unfortunately, the cameo is a flashback to the unfortunate events of New Avengers #16 where Michael Pointer, as The Collective, killed Guardian (Mac), Vindicator (Heather), both Pucks, Shaman and Major Mapleleaf. Osborn meets up with Pointer at a construction site for a children’s hospital and tries to recruit him. The “corpses in the snow” scene is reproduced by Osborn’s pocketwatch holographic projector to demonstrate to Pointer that Osborn knows who he is. Osborn then threatens to enlarge the scene and show it to everyone at his work site, compelling Alpha Flight’s murderer to stop and listen to yet another of Osborn’s diabolical plans, one that results in Pointer joining up with the Dark X-Men. Somehow, crybaby Pointer manages not to uncontrollably sob for the entirety of the feature, an amazing 11 pages, a personal best. Because this site, like my previous site, has a standing ban on showing the “corpses in the snow” scene, here is a picture of some cute little bunnies jumping on each other instead:

Awww, cute widdle bunny wabbits!

 

Northstar Cameo in X-Men: Legacy #227

X-Men: Legacy #227
Oct 2009

Note: The X-Men: Legacy title is renamed from the X-Men series as of issue #208.

Though not enumerated as a chapter in Utopia, a crossover between the Dark Avengers and Uncanny X-Men set in the Dark Reign storyline, events in this issue take place sometime during the first chapter, Dark Avengers/X-Men: Utopia #1. The rioting in the streets of San Francisco over Proposition X, an initiative to force mutants to undergo mandatory sterilization, that started in that issue continues here. If you didn’t get enough rioting so far, this one’s a doozy. Northstar appears as a regular member of the X-Men, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #508.

The entirety of Northstar’s appearance in this comic is a cameo in a single panel. He’s shown standing around at the X-Men headquarters in Marin County in street clothes. In the previous issue of this series, (#226), Ares battled Rogue, so, chronologically, this scene must have taken place after Ares had already made his “jump out of a plane, no-parachute” entrance where we see Northstar in costume.

Now here’s where super-speed comes in handy. The guy starts out in street clothes, scuffles about with some protestors, goes back to HQ, changes into his costume, watches Ares jump out of a plane with no parachute, then goes back to HQ, and changes back into his street clothes to stand around for this shot. Effortless for Northstar.

Note: Although Mister Jeffries was a member of the X-Men at the time, he does not make an appearance in this issue.

Note: X-Men: Legacy #226 is also associated with the Utopia storyline, but is not an Alpha Flight appearance.

This issue has a variant cover.

X-Men: Legacy #227 – 70th Anniversary Frame variant

Utopia concludes, Alpha Flight is finally honored.

Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Exodus #1
Nov 2009

The sixth and final chapter in Utopia, a crossover between the Dark Avengers and Uncanny X-Men set in the Dark Reign storyline, features the ultimate showdown between the X-Men and Norman Osborn.   Northstar appears as a regular member of the X-Men, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #508 and Madison Jeffries appears as a regular member of the X-Men Science Team, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #505.

After he raised Asteroid M to become the floating island Utopia and prepared for the inevitable knockout drag-down battle that results whenever one does such a thing, Cyclops fully reveals his secret plan to defeat Osborn, escape the untenable prospect of residence in the U.S. and provide a safe haven for all mutants.  Just that?  He gets some help along the way from Northstar and Mister Jeffries who appear in battle against Osborn’s teams, who attack Utopia a short time after secession.

As the various groups of X-teams clamor around to gang up on the Dark Avengers and Dark X-Men, one battle pits the fashionably named Dark Beast against Northstar and the X-Men Science Team. Unfortunately, Northstar get taken out right away, but the Science Team runs over to finish the job.

You can see Mister Jeffries very tiny running in the lower right of the image.  Madison is able to restrain the Dark Beast by transmutating coiled tentacles out of the metal deck as Northstar lies nearby.  Fellow Science Team member Dr. Nemesis blasts at the Dark Beast as Psylocke simultaneously rams her TK sword right through him, taking him down.

This scene is typical of the battles sketched out in this issue by Matt Fraction, who really went out of his way to show the dozens and dozens of characters in this epic battle using their signature powers to defeat the enemy.  How Dark Beast was able to swipe at Northstar so fast that he was unable to avoid the blow is difficult to understand, but he is quite fast and Northstar isn’t the greatest hand-to-hand combatant out there.  Well, someone had to get hit in the attack, the worst being Cyclops himself, who pretty much got wiped out by Osborn, so he wasn’t the only one to fall.

It was nice to see Jeffries in battle again, but wouldn’t it have been nicer to see him in the Box armor?  The tentacle thing was pretty good, but he just as easily could have done the Inspector Gadget telescoping arm thing from within the Box armor, or any other clever use of the armor as we’ve seen before in so many issues of Alpha Flight volume 1.  He’s just so much more powerful than this.  I remember the guy being one hell of a powerhouse for the heavy, heavy jobs.  He can become a spaceship or a submarine.  He can turn his arm into an semi-automatic machine gun or a laser cannon.  The guy once used his mind to rip apart a Sentinel and used the debris to make a superharpoon to kill another Sentinel (Alpha Flight #43).  Heck, he once transformed his armor into a frakkin’ Robot Tyrannosaurus Rex and ripped the throat out of a real T-rex (Alpha Flight Annual #2).  In the battle for the very survival of his race, we could have seen a bit more than some coiled tentacles.  Well, they did win and they were following Cyclops’ principle of working as a team to defeat the enemy, as laid out in Uncanny X-Men #514, so it’s not that hard to swallow.

One of the other battles pits Wolverine against Weapon Omega. Wolverine easily takes him down by completely gutting him. As he rams his claws into Weapon Omega’s back so hard and so far that they jam out the front of his belly, Wolverine lashes out with one of the most angry faces you’ll ever see, well… ever, shouting, “You killed a mess o’ my pals up North, Bub. You don’t get to walk away from that.”

Appropriate reaction to the unfortunate events of New Avengers #16.

He’s referring to the unfortunate events of New Avengers #16, when Weapon Omega (Michael Pointer) as The Collective seemingly killed Mac, Heather, Shaman, both Pucks and Major Mapleleaf, Jr. Compare this to Brian Michael Bendis’ Wolverine in his bizarre initial reaction in New Avengers #17, which was completely out of character and almost as insulting to Alpha Flight fans as the crappy pre-battle dialogue and off-panel death of the team:

Inappropriate reaction.

Matt Fraction’s Wolverine really gets it. He really understands. Just look at those two panels and decide which one you would associate with Wolverine. Alpha Flight gets a singular honor in this issue with that panel, finally, from the one character we expect to give it. Thanks, Logan, and thanks to Matt Fraction for having more class in the tip of his pinky finger than Brian Michael Bendis has in his whole body.

After the battle, the X-Men assemble to watch Osborn and his defeated teams leave Utopia Island and you can see Jeffries from behind, distinguished grey temples and all.  Cyclops then holds yet another press conference and Northstar just sneaks into 3 of the frames, apparently back on his feet.

This concludes the Utopia storyline, setting up for the Nation X storyline to follow.

Note: this issue has a cover variant and a 2nd printing variant.

	Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Exodus #1 – Simone Bianchi variant
	Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Exodus #1 – Second printing variant

That’s “Mister” Jeffries to you, pal!

Dark Avengers #8
Oct 2009

The fifth chapter of six in Utopia, a crossover between the Dark Avengers and Uncanny X-Men set in the Dark Reign storyline, is filled with plot twists and surprises as Cyclops’ master plan unfolds before us.  Northstar appears as a regular member of the X-Men, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #508 and Madison Jeffries appears as a regular member of the X-Men Science Team, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #505.

Part of Cyclops’ plan is to raise the submberged Asteroid M in Oakland Bay to become Utopia, a new floating island home for the X-Men.  Madison Jeffries and Psylocke don wetsuits and S.C.U.B.A. gear to install engines onto the big rock as the X-sub and its awesome X-shaped front window hovers nearby.  Jeffries isn’t visually identifiable because his face is covered by a mask and rebreather.  They exchange a useful bit of dialogue where he corrects her use of the title “Doctor” to just “Mister” when she addresses him.  Note that in X-Men Legacy Annual #1 (2009), he’s erroneously referred to as “Doctor Jeffries”, but does not correct Danger.

This small bit of dialogue really emphasizes Jeffries’ role on the team. Of all the members at the time: Dr. Hank McCoy, Dr. James Bradley (a.k.a. Dr. Nemesis), Dr. Yuriko Takiguchi, Dr. Kavita Rao and Mr. Madison Jeffries, he’s the only one without a “Dr.” in front of his name. Recall the first time we saw him in Alpha Flight v1 #16 – Roger Bochs calls him “Mister Jeffries” and that’s the only name he’s known by until issue #30 when we meet his brother Lionel, forcing Bill Mantlo to come up with a first name for the other brother. It raises the question if John Byrne, who left in issue #28, even had a first name in mind for the character. “Mister” was his identity, part of his name and definitely his character all at once, none of this “Doctor” nonsense for him. No, he’s the guy who builds things, the mechanic who does the physical work, the laborer who rolls up his sleeves and gets his hands dirty. So it’s perfectly appropriate for Jeffries to be the one member of the team to actually install the engines and I’m glad Matt Fraction went out of his way to make this point about the character.

Back aboard the X-sub, Jeffries is shown changing out of his gear as Kavita loses her patience and Dr. Nemesis, resplendent in his bizarrely inappropriate underwater attire (fedora, white coat and tie) self-medicates with a wicked looking syringe.  Dr. Nemesis opens a channel to Graymalkin Industries, the X-Men headquarters in Marin County, and by videolink, Cyclops gives the order to raise the asteroid.

There’s a minor continuity error as Jeffries is shown wearing a red collared shirt on the video monitor at Greymalkin and a tank top in the X-sub in the panel below it.  He was shown wearing the same tank top in the X-sub when he was taking off his wetsuit.  It’s possible that the video images are just still images of the person speaking in the videolink, not a live video feed.

Meanwhile, Northstar is shown standing around back at the Graymalkin chapel, where the assembled X-Men and students receive word to begin the evacuation of the old headquarters.  He is among the members of an advance team to get to Utopia first and is whisked away in a swarm of fuzzy purple teleport sparklies from Pixie and Nightcrawler while Magik stays behind to teleport the rest.

Why fly solo with all these fuzzy purple teleport sparklies everywhere?

It’s nice to have included Northstar in the advance team, but why he couldn’t go outside and fly the 35-40 miles or so between Marin County and San Francisco Bay in about the same time as the teleport is not clear.  Group teleportation must be the preferred method of travel when a writer can’t fit extra panels showing individual characters moving around by their own method of transport.

The X-Men arrive at their new home where Nightcrawler teleports in a news crew.  Northstar can be seen tiny among the assembled X-men on deck as Cyclops begins a live televised news conference alongside Namor and Emma Frost, who have been revealed as sleeper agents in the Dark X-Men.  Overall, it’s a bit of standing around from Northstar and a solid, respectable showing for “Mister” Madison Jeffries.

This issue has two variant covers and is sure to have a 2nd printing released shortly (this post will be edited upon its release).

	Dark Avengers #8 – Simone Bianchi variant
	Dark Avengers #8 – 70th Anniversary Frame variant

Alphans in Uncanny X-Men #514 – Motorcycles and submarines!

Uncanny X-Men #514
Oct 2009

The fourth chapter of six in Utopia, a crossover between the Dark Avengers and Uncanny X-Men set in the Dark Reign storyline, this issue sets up for the surprise ending and final encounter between Norman Osborn’s teams (Dark X-Men and Dark Avengers) and the X-Men.   Northstar appears as a regular member of the X-Men, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #508 and Madison Jeffries appears as a regular member of the X-Men Science Team, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #505.

Cyclops gathers teams of X-Men specifically grouped for certain tasks, unrevealed to the reader for the most part, and sends them out on their way. Northstar is chosen for the group intended to take down the Dark X-Men.  They ride out on motorcycles to the Northern Park suburb of San Francisco to observe the Dark X-Men in battle against a squad of Trask’s Biosentinels, as depicted on the cover.  From their rooftop vantage, they study the Dark X-Men’s fighting techniques and individual styles in preparation for the final showdown.

Northstar can be seen from the front in only one panel when he’s on the rooftop, and he gets an off-panel line there, but unfortunately the rest of Northstar’s panels are just partial appearances, a headless body, his right side, a shoulder, etc.  I suppose in a book this crowded, not even the Dodsons can fit everyone in.  To be fair, many “A-list” X-men were treated the same way, or worse. 

Why fly solo when you can cruise with a badass motorcycle pack?

It’s not clear why Northstar rode on a motorcycle to get there, especially because they had Pixie with them, who could have teleported the group to any location, and oh yeah, HE CAN FLY!  It reminded me of the silly scene in issue #4 of the Northstar Limited Series where he gets too tired to fly from New Orleans to Vancouver and has to rent a car from “Aviz” 70 miles outside of Seattle to drive the rest of the way.  Perhaps Cyclops just wanted to keep the group together, or avoid detection by going a ground route, or maybe he just wanted to cruise with a badass motorcycle pack.  

The issue concludes with the Science Team in the X-sub, a submersible craft with an awesome X-shaped front window, about to do… something.  Matt Fraction continues to tantalize the readers about Cyclops’ plan by holding back just the right amount of details.  Pyslocke asks Jeffries, “How long will it take to install?” without saying what the heck it is he’s going to install.  Install the what?  Arrrgh!  We find out later that they are approaching Asteroid M, the long-submerged rock that will ultimately become Utopia Island.

The submersible may be under Jeffries’ control, as hinted by his outstretched hand reaching back behind him toward some glowing machinery, but it’s not clear exactly what he’s doing.  You can also see Jeffries very tiny in the preceding panel through the awesome X-shaped front window.

This issue has four variant covers: (one not shown is a variant of the regular cover with slightly different title text)

	Uncanny X-Men #514 – Simone Bianchi variant
	Uncanny X-Men #514 – 70th Anniversary Frame variant
	Uncanny X-Men #514 – Second Printing variant

Northstar cameo in Dark Avengers #7

Dark Avengers #7
Sep 2009

The third chapter of six in Utopia, a crossover between the Dark Avengers and Uncanny X-Men set in the Dark Reign storyline, this issue continues the evil manipulations of Norman Osborn and his Dark X-Men, who play a prominent role while the Dark Avengers chill back at their headquarters.  Northstar appears as a regular member of the X-Men, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #508.

The entirety of Northstar’s appearance is a single panel cameo, with artwork lifted directly from Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Utopia #1.  It’s the scene right after Ares lands in San Francisco to lay down the gauntlet in front of Northstar and other X-Men.  The image appears on one of many virtual monitors floating around Osborn’s suite at his West Coast H.A.M.M.E.R. headquarters on Alcatraz Island, showing various scenes from previous events in the Utopia storyline.

Note: Alpha Flight does not appear in Chapter 2 of the Utopia story line, which is Uncanny X-Men #513.

There are two variant covers for this issue:

	Dark Avengers #7 – Simone Bianchi variant
	Dark Avengers #7 – Second Printing variant

Atom and Steve, not Adam and… uh, wait, what?

Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Utopia #1
Aug 2009

The first in a six-chapter crossover between the Dark Avengers and Uncanny X-Men, this issue kicks off the Utopia storyline set within the Dark Reign crossover.  Northstar appears as a regular member of the X-Men, having joined up in Uncanny X-Men #508.

The storyline kicks off in San Francisco, the newly recent home of the X-Men after they reorganized in issue #500.  In parallel to the real-world political  controversy surrounding Proposition 8, a law passed by the voters of California to change the state constitution to effectively ban gay marriage, Proposition X is introduced, a law proposed by Simon Trask to force sterilization of all mutants.  All hell breaks loose as protestors and anti-protestors clash violently all over San Francisco.

Since Northstar joined up with the X-Men, he’s not been used all that much.  In many scenes that depict large groups of mutants, he’s absent, and he’s yet to get a feature issue.  The way Uncanny has been written with so many multiple plot lines at once, it’s been hard for anyone except Cyclops and Emma Frost to appear on more than 2 pages in a row.  Not surprisingly then, Northstar doesn’t appear too many times in this book, but it’s nice to see him om the front lines protesting, as if Matt Fraction singled him out as a character who would be deeply affected by the awful hatred of a law such as Proposition X.

After a city-wide scuffle between protestors and anti-protestors in which Northstar appears in a few more panels, the X-Men regroup back at their headquarters.  In a panel showing nearly all of the mutants at Greymalkin watching the riots unfold on TV, Mister Jeffries can be seen.

He can be found (circled in red) to the far left, bathed in the glow from the TV screen, just in front of fellow X-Club member Dr. Takiguchi and to the left of Colossus. Unnamed, his identity has been confirmed by the character listing in the Official Index to the Marvel Universe #13.

Meanwhile, Norman Osborn takes advantage of the civil unrest to send in his Dark Avengers.  Ares, the god of war, jumps out of a plane, no parachute, and smashes down in front of a now-costumed Northstar to lay down the gauntlet.  Fortunately, the mismatched pair do not engage and that’s all we see from JP this issue.

Note: Northstar appears on the cover on the ground all defeated, depicting events which do not happen in the book at all.  He clashes only with puny human street protestors and does not fight Ares, so there’s no way he’d be on the ground knocked out.   

There are four variant covers for this issue:

	Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Utopia #1 Simone Bianchi variant
	Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Utopia #1 Jae Lee variant
	Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Utopia #1 SDCC sketch variant
	Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men: Utopia #1 Second Printing variant